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Title: Alby Darned
Author: Yours Truly
Summary: Andy works in a dead end fast food job. His co-workers are ridiculous, and he almost hates calling them co-workers, since it implies that there's some work being done. An impromptu conference with the store owner results in Andy moving on in the world, and he realizes that maybe it just isn't quite so bad.
Notes:This story was written as an assignment for my English 104 Creative Writing class. I really didn't care for it when I originally wrote it, but it's come to have a special place in my heart, seeing as it's written based on a lot of personal experience. Most of what you read in here are things that have actually happened to me (or people I know) while working. I hope you like it. :)

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Title: While You Were Sleeping
Author: thrdstrike (although I'm a bit ashamed to admit I wrote this)
Rating: R. I guess. It's... it's fucking ridiculous.
Summary: My theory is, the nights that Edward spent watching Bella when she said/moaned his name in her sleep, she was doing more than just sleeping, if you know what I mean. And if her natural aroma was so fucking intoxicating, then how would Edward manage if he was presented with, uh, that. This is just one possibility.
Notes:I am ashamed to say that I wrote this, even though it's kind of hilarious, badly written, and is something that has been on my mind for KIND OF A LONG TIME. I wrote this while I was waiting for class to start on Wednesday. It just kind of... erupted on the page. IDK. Hardcore Twilighters best not tread her (unless you've got a decent sense of humor).

( While You Were Sleeping (I jizzed on your bed) )